"Wake up and stare at my phone." Just 17 of the funniest 'quarantine routine' memes.

As the social-distancing rules get more restrictive to #flattenthecurve, our daily lives are looking a little different from what they were two months ago.

Some of us are working from home (which comes with its own challenges) and spending a lot more time indoors –  and if you’re not, then you very much should.

But we are all in this together, and by that I mean, everyone is struggling.

Celebrities are getting creative in insolation. Even if they shouldn’t be. Post continues below. 

For example, a current theme on social media sees people sharing their new ‘quarantine routines’ as they adjust to self-isolation. From some well-placed screen time to multiple snack breaks, they’re giving us a much-needed laugh right now.

Without further ado, here are the best quarantine routines, just in case you need a little direction with your day.

My quarantine routine pic.twitter.com/kCNPm9pEsK

— uni???? (@afifahshm_) March 20, 2020

Social distance loop/routine during coronavirus pic.twitter.com/826RgyF4L6

— Juliana Castro V. (@juliacastrov) March 23, 2020

My daily routine rn :
– Waking up
– Staring at the wall
– Eating
– Thinking about what to eat next
– Scrolling on Twitter/ Insta
– Laughing at Corona Virus memes + feeling scared about it
– Going to bed knowing I’ve to stay home again #COVID19outbreak pic.twitter.com/mB01FgbUwQ

— Applepie (@appy_desai) March 22, 2020

My quarantine schedule:
8:30: wake up
8:45: make bed
9:00: meditate & journal
9:30: make breakfast
10:00: home workout
10:30: lie about my routine in a twitter post

— Lauryn (@lauryncabs) March 25, 2020

My quarantine routine:

5 am: tired

7 am: tired

10 am: tired

12 pm: tired

3 pm: tired

5 pm: tired

7 pm: tired

10 pm: tired

Bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY

— وير (@syawiers) March 21, 2020

Thought I’d share my quarantine schedule maybe someone will see it and find it useful for themselves idk ???? pic.twitter.com/AI5IONdOna

— eli the cutie pie (@jazz_inmypants) March 22, 2020

 

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Dat quarantine diet tho

A post shared by Clare And Jessie Stephens (@thetwins_thoughts) on Mar 24, 2020 at 3:39am PDT

My quarantine routine:

7 AM: (wake me up)

8 AM: wake me up inside

9 AM: (I can’t wake up)

3 PM: wake me up inside

4 PM: (SAAAAVE ME)

5 PM: CALL MY NAME AND SAAAAVE ME FROM THE DARK

6 PM: Pesto pasta, again

— GOOKO (@G00K0) March 20, 2020

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 – Wallow in self pity
4:30 – Stare into the abyss
5:00 – Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 – Jazzercise
6:30 – Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 – Wrestle with my self loathing

— Dylan Wheeler (@DylanWheeler_) March 18, 2020

is having a piece of cake and glass of wine every night when I sign off work what people mean when they suggest “establishing a wfh routine”

— Karen Ramming (@kjramming) March 25, 2020

this is my quarantine schedule, it’s helped me a lot, hope it helps you!! pic.twitter.com/2clBTzaYzw

— fiona like from shrek (@boredwife1234) March 22, 2020

daily routine :

“opens twitter”
“scrolls”
“closes twitter”
“opens facebook”
scrolls
“closes facebook”
“opens instagram”
scrolls
“closes instagram”
“opens youtube”
“closes youtube”

repeat.

— AJ (@caradojet) March 25, 2020

quarantine routine: pic.twitter.com/UYlq2fLTfd

— SLEEP, GET CHONKY, REPEAT (@thyhighness) March 20, 2020

Everyday routine #21daysLockdown pic.twitter.com/wWvWng6YzC

— Nidhi Kshirsagar (@KshirsagarNidhi) March 25, 2020

Quarantine routine. pic.twitter.com/7mHRDnISz1

— Anshika S. (@kaafi_clumsy) March 23, 2020

my quarantine routine:

1. I wake in the morning and I step outside
2. I take a deep breath and I get real high
3. I scream from the top of my lungs “What’s going on?”

— Daniel Moreau (@civcircumstance) March 22, 2020

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am – 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 20, 2020

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