Sarah Louise Bryan made a two piece outfit entirely out of PUBIC HAIR.

We’re often encouraged to buy clothing made from natural fibres, but one UK woman has taken that directive perhaps a little too literally.

Sarah Louise Bryan, a former beautician and mum of two, made headlines earlier this year when she hand-crafted a dress from Skittles.

Now, she’s well and truly one-upped herself by whipping up a two-piece ensemble made entirely out of human hair… most of it hailing from the private parts of total strangers.

Yes, the world is now home to a skirt and bra made of pubic hair. What a time to be alive.

A photo posted by Sarah Louise Bryan (@itssarahbryan) on Jul 5, 2016 at 9:18am PDT

The project was conceived of in January, when Bryan posted a call-out for body hair donations on social media and received “thousands” of responses.

“I decided to make another design following the Skittles dress. I wanted to beat Lady Gaga’s meat dress,” the 28-year-old said in an interview with UK publication The Mirror.

“I wanted to beat her at the title of ‘most disgusting dress’… I thought, ‘What would be the worst thing to have on your dress?'”

Watch: Speaking of pubic hair… the MM team draw their ‘lady gardens’. (Post continues after video.)

You know what? We reckon she pretty much nailed it.

The outfit kept Bryan busy for six months, and she told The Mirror it was stored in her teenage son’s bedroom when she wasn’t working on it.

Understandably, stitching together thick wads of pubic hair tested her gag reflex.

“I set to work with my eye mask, breathing mask and thickest gloves I could find, because who wants to eat pubic hair?” she recalled.

Yes, the material is rather gut-churning, but the skirt itself is actually quite a lovely design and wouldn’t look out of place on an A-list red carpet (if it were, you know, not constructed from pubic hair).

Bryan clearly has a flair for “wearable art”, as she calls it.

Her now-famous Skittles dress was constructed using 3000 of the colourful sweets, and was eventually purchased by the Ripley’s museum in the US.

Prior to that, Bryan made a beautiful gown out of 3000 paper poppies last October to raise money for the annual Poppy Appeal.

The designer promises the Mirror her next creation will be “absolutely vile”, a prospect that both intrigues and mildly horrifies us.

So… any thoughts?

Featured image: Facebook/Sarah Louise Bryan.