By KATE HUNTER
Bloody guys. Life was great for Debbie and Sue before boys surfed, swaggered and cruised their panel vans into their lives. After watching Puberty Blues last night I felt positively anti-men. Not one of them came across as a decent human being. Except maybe for the final 10 seconds when Gary said, ‘Pod of whales out there.’ It was a pretty nothing line, but after the cheating, lying, aggressive, dismissive, manipulative actions and words of the previous 50 minutes, it made Cronulla’s super-spunk seem like a poet.
There, got that out of my system.
After feeling cranky, I just felt sad. Why did boys have to be like that? Are they still that way? The men in Puberty Blues are pretty awful too. The only possible exception is Roger, Sue’s dad. He’s faithful, but gutless – no way is he going to tell cheating Ferris’s wife what her smarmy husband is up to. Which begs the question, is it ever right to tell someone their partner is on with someone else. I’d say yes, but that’s another post.
This story is told through the eyes of the girls – and Kathy Lette and Gabrielle Carey who wrote the original story were there, so they should know, but what made the guys so arrogant? Was it because the girls let them – even encouraged them, with their blow jobs and Chiko Roll runs? Was it because the boys’ mums did the same for their dads – albeit with apricot chicken in place of the Chiko Rolls? I’m looking at you, Yvonne Hennessy. Gary’s mum (alongside Debbie’s little brother David) remains my favourite character.