

Every time I see a cruise ship in Sydney Harbour, I have two overpowering thoughts: Get me on it immediately. Take me somewhere lovely.
Okay, that's a lie — I actually have several other thoughts. Like: Let me on so I can see the pools, the rooms, how it can be so big, what it's like on the balconies, whether I can get good coffee on board, where it's going, how long it will take and whether I may please have a cocktail.
I'm really, really obsessed with cruises. I love cruise content. I love cruise facts. But until recently, I'd never been on one.