Gift buying for men, sorted.
Scientists can walk on the moon, yet no one has made ground on the big mystery much closer to home: what to buy a man.
In theory, of course, it shouldn’t be difficult. Then again, nor should putting a pair of socks in the washing machine and getting a complete pair back out again. But we know that ends oddly – and so can the gifts.
I bought my granddad so many hair combs over the years that my mum had to politely tell me to stop, as the poor man didn’t have enough hair left to actually use one.
An entire cupboard in my parents’ house is devoted to shower gel, the default ‘man’ gift. Because how can any man not be thrilled to receive something as unique, thoughtful and surprising as a shower gel?
In fact, the reason why men are so comfortable wearing jewellery these days is probably because we ran out of gift ideas and just bought them what we wanted to receive ourselves.
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But I have a solution. And, thankfully, it comes as I’m about to enter what I call the ‘gift gauntlet’ – a two-month period that encompasses Christmas, Valentine’s Day and my partner’s birthday, and is basically one long brain ache.
“We should get a SodaStream,” my boyfriend casually announced last week.
Imagine a chorus of hallelujahs, combined with the same level of joy you’d experience if you unexpectedly found a $50 note in your pocket.