“Ever heard of a tanning bed, Mischa Barton? Or daylight?”
“Mushy Fartone gets dumped.”
“So, Mush Mush is firing back and setting the record straight about her weight and the ‘puffy’ pictures.”
“It’s nice to see her standing up for herself. It means she took the time out of her busy schedule of clubbing and ‘snacks’ to form coherent sentences.”
These are just some of the hundreds of charming comments made by Perez Hilton towards actress Mischa Barton.