
There are a handful of acts that are sure to see you be swiftly, irreparably, and universally cancelled.
Posting an array of spoilers online before a pivotal episode has finished airing comes to mind, as does chartering a public jet to a billionaire's wedding while demanding the general public chew on soggy paper straws. Getting caught on a jumbotron while Chris Martin croons onstage could also see you become an outcast of society.
And now, due to recent events, I can add 'making the most beloved actor in the world, Pedro Pascal, cry' to the top of the possible cancellation list, naming myself as the main culprit.
But before you stone me to death like a young woman with a personality during the witch trials, please allow me to explain how this course of events unfolded and what led to these famous tears flowing.
The Fantastic Four: First Steps is the latest addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), directed by Matt Shakman, and marking yet another outing for Marvel's first family.
The highly anticipated film stars Joseph Quinn as Johnny Storm / Human Torch, Ebon Moss-Bachrach as Ben Grimm / The Thing, Vanessa Kirby as Sue Storm / Invisible Woman, and Pedro Pascal as Reed Richards / Mister Fantastic.
The four Marvel stars recently walked the blue carpet at The Fantastic Four: First Steps Sydney launch event and were met by a sea of loyal fans, some of whom had flown across the country, taken time off work and then waited for over thirty hours in line just for the chance to glimpse the stars who have brought to life their favourite comic book characters.