
1. Paris Hilton has a new YouTube cooking show and you need to watch it immediately.
Oh my days. Paris Hilton has just uploaded a Youtube video in which she shows fans how to make her “infamous lasagne”.
It’s titled “Cooking with Paris” and it’s everything we’ve ever wanted and more.
Here is a quick highlights reel of the 16 minute video:
- The fact that she makes the entire pan of lasagne with fingerless leather gloves, which she calls her “chef gloves”.
- Her advice on cooking lasagne sheets: “Don’t break them in half or in ruins the lasagne vibe”.
- She has a tea towel with the words, “I’m allergic to bullshit”.
- She struggles to identify the correct texture of ricotta cheese.
- Paris’ other thoughts on cheese: “There’s organic cheese, almond cheese, there’s soy. There’s so many types of cheese now. It’s not normal but it’s cool.”
- She uses not one, but three spatulas to cook the minced beef.

It's a suspenseful, if not a slightly bewildering culinary adventure and spoiler alert: she finishes the video by taking a pan of lasagne out of the oven.