In case you missed me writing about it in every single article, ever, I'm a beauty editor. That means I've been blessed with a job that allows me to try beauty products and write about whether or not you should buy them.
Sounds fake, but I promise you it's a real job. (It really is, mum!).
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Because if your Instagram or TikTok feed is anything like ours, it's crowded with tonnes of flashy beauty products and people telling you to buy them, immediately.
But! It can be tricky to know what's really worth your pennies and what's... not.
That's why you have me.
I'm going to tell you the products I've tried before (some of them are samples sent by brands, some of them I've bought with my own money) and tell you why I wouldn't repurchase them.
Controversial, I know - but someone's gotta do it.
And look, I just wanna make one thing clear before I rip into it. Even though these products didn't work for me, that doesn't mean they won't work for you. Beauty is very much a 'you do you' kinda thing - and everyone's skin (and preferences) are different.