Osher posts cheeky Instagram update about his Logies seat.

You can’t choose your family and apparently, you can’t choose your Logies seat either.

Television veteran and gravity-defying-hair-wearer Osher Gunsberg has made a cheeky post about his seating arrangements at the 2016 Australian Logies.

The man who has stood beside two bachelors, one bachelorette and one bachelor-to-be has been plonked back between them for the ceremony.

Osher took to Instagram to tell all 34 thousand followers about his predicament. The message came in a short clip where he manages to capture all his sentiment but only two-thirds of his hair.

“They’ve put me on a table between these two…” he says.

Osher pans right to Sam Frost waving excitedly beside a smiling Sasha Mielczarek.

“…and these two,” Osher then pans left to a seated Sam Wood and Snezana Markoski.

“I mean seriously, twenty-two years in the business.”

Osher may be laughing now but considering The Bachelorette is up for the Best Reality Television Series, he’ll soon be counting on those nervous hands for moral support.

Ex-Bachelor and celebrity fitness trainer Wood also took to his social media for a cheeky dig.

Red carpet with these knuckle heads ????

A photo posted by Sam Wood (@samjameswood) on May 8, 2016 at 1:30am PDT

Wood’s snap with his ‘knuckle heads’ looks like it was taken before they realised their seating so I guess he may have cast the first stone.

Don’t worry, Osher, your companions, like the height of your hair, will fall away by the end of the night.