Yes, well. It seems Osher has a message for everyone not living in NSW or Victoria.

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Bachie host Osher Gunsberg wasn’t able to be there for the (disappointing, devastating, heart wrenching) Bachelorette finale last night on account of his wife giving birth to their first child.

Very important business, apparently.

But while he wasn’t there in person, besides for a five second beach walk at the beginning, he certainly was there… virtually. As in, live-tweeting the whole thing like the sassy, no-bullsh*t legend he is.

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Firstly, we must draw your attention to this tweet which I should present without comment, but just know I plan to print this, laminate it, frame it and sit it on my desk:

If you’re outside of NSW and VIC, and are still upset about the internet spoiling your tv viewing TEN YEARS after twitter was invented – I think it’s back to a Nokia for you. #BacheloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

The mother of all sledges, tbh.

In 2019, should anyone in a different timezone be shocked to see spoilers if they choose to browse social media while the show airs in NSW and VIC? That is a dangerous game, my friends, and Osher is not here for it.

Not on Twitter? No worry, he wanted everyone on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube and also definitely LinkedIn to know what he thought about the "SPOILER" whines.

But of course, he wasn't only roasting the many, many people in his replies yelling "YOU RUINED IT FOR ME!!"

He shared his roasts around. Osher is generous.

See:

Well, except for the three podcasts I make each week. #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/D3TtDyxHDW

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

If you stop wasting question marks, I will consider a response. #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/50LMIKnj4v

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Not even Osher himself was safe from an Osher burn:

Does this pass as me making the episode?
(See what I did there? )#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/IFuRhQ4lsQ

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

I waved but I don't think she saw me #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/zru8V7EyBA

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Also, I require a LOT of hair product. #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/erkE4VMaHm

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Got 'em.

Osher then commentated the whole episode with the perfect balance of lols, memes, insight and LOVE, because there is nothing this man can't do.

Campaigning for a a table-free world begins immediately! #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/jQ9lqbsKWb

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

THEY HANDED THEM OUT AS WE CROSSED THE TWEED
#BacheloretteAU https://t.co/FIH6rOVIyJ

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

My hyperbolic chamber is the biggest, best, most intense, shiniest, best-smelling and nicest chamber you've ever seen. #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/VrOvN24IPJ

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Me, going for job interviews I was forced to go on back when I was on the Dole #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/qbb0FxocND

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

You couldn't say
"I'm 96% falling in love"
or
"I'm 82% in"
could you?

It's really 100 or nothing...
#BacheloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

TWO
GROUSE
BLOKES

I love australia. #BacheloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

I asked if Angie made the "ululuulluulululu" sounds in her head when she kissed men on this show.

She said that the first time it happened, she did. #BacheloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Mr Kent legit sounds like my old boss. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/bS1SWXqV6d

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Also, like the rest of Australia, Osher is very clearly in love with a long-haired angel with an unnecessary extra m and a love for animal chat.

Timm is so damned cute right now.

So charming and endearing. #BacheloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Timm covering his eyes is everything #BacheloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Timm's cow chat is the real winner tonight. #BacheloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Oh - he's comforting her.

You're too good for us Timm. #BacheloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Oh Timm

Thanks for showing Australia how different men can be, and still be loving, kind, compassionate sweethearts. #BacherloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Ouch.
I think we all felt that with you Timm#BacherloretteAU pic.twitter.com/JRmnMu4Wft

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

"TIMM TIMM TIMM ANGEL TIMM SWEET TIMM TIMMBO TIMMY TIMM."

Australia had a lot of feelings throughout the ep and needed to share them. But uh, we had a little trouble with... literacy last night, with an incorrect spelling of the official Bachie hashtag also trending on Twitter. Let's blame it on heightened emotions and also the fact we couldn't really see our phone screens through our tears.

Earlier in the episode, Osher retweeted a joke about it but then... Oh.

What a way to take a breakup .
With empathy, kindness, and understanding. #BacherloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Oh.

Osh then recovered from an out-of-character whoopsie, by leaving us without sharing some much-needed wisdom.

It's easy to get caught up in a show. Of course, we're all allowed to have opinions about who Angie chose/whether it was the right choice/what we would've done in her shoes... but for us, this is just entertainment.

For Angie, Carlin and Timm it's real life.

I'm sorry you're crying yet never forget something I learned back in Season 1:

Her choices are for her, and not for you.

The tears tell you more about what you want for you than what she wants for her.
Try to be happy she made choices that are right for her.#bacheloretteAU https://t.co/H5BViCbPCu

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

...True.

IT STILL HURTS BUT HE'S SO RIGHT.

Ah, Osher. So wise and funny and kind and pure.

See you in Paradise, when he's still all of the above with the added bonus of a Hawaiian shirt.