Ever wondered what a fight between Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom would look like?
Well. We’re not sure, but we think we may have just found out.
TMZ has this grainy, confusing footage of what appears to be exactly that.
Yeah, we’re not sure either. We’ve watched it approximately 19 times…. still not sure.
This was taken in a bar in Ibiza.
Now, if you’re really, really good with your celebrity trivia, you’ll know the following details.
On the 7th November, 2012, Justin Bieber and Miranda Kerr were photographed together backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Angel catwalk show. This photographic evidence of them standing next to one another caused the tabloids to write that they were shagging.
THEN.
On the 26th April, 2014, paparazzi photos emerged of Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez sitting by the side of the street, smoking together. Orlando is of course Miranda Kerr’s ex-husband. Selena is Justin Bieber’s ex-girlfriend.
SO.
The tabloids put these things together. Justin and Miranda’s 2012 backstage chat + Orlando and Selena’s curbside smoking hang out = A fourway, complicated revenge love square of famous people.