The most hilarious checklist for "who I will date" you have ever seen. This guy is PICKY.

So a woman, Emily, was approached by a man on online dating site OK Cupid. He expressed an interest in her, and he seemed cute, so she went to his page to check out his profile.

All standard so far.

Then, Emily went to the ‘Don’t message me if’ part of his profile, and things started to take a bit of a turn.

‘Don’t message me if’ is basically the section where people put their dating deal breakers, like ‘Don’t message me if… You’re a smoker’, or ‘Don’t message me if… You watch The Big Bang Theory’ etc etc etc.

This guy’s ‘Don’t message me if’ section had 125 criteria. 125. ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE.

125 tests all women must pass before he will even consider a relationship with them.

Emily immediately put a screenshot and posted the list to her Tumblr. And, we’re just throwing it out there… Some of them are kind of awesome.

So, did you pass?

Whoever tops this guy’s list of deal breakers wins! What’s on your ‘don’t message me if…’ list?

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