Kim and Kourtney bought matching puppies for their daughters and we are not coping.

ICYMI, the Kardashian family is not a regular family. Especially when it comes to gifting one another presents.

So while most of us would gift a four-year-old some books or toys, maybe even a tricycle, in celebrating her daughter’s birthday this week, Kim Kardashian has, naturally, gone one better, buying North her very own dog.

A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Jun 17, 2017 at 8:22pm PDT

And because two puppies are always better than one, Kourtney Kardashian has also got in on the canine action, buying her daughter Penelope (North’s cousin) a matching dog. Because of course.

And they’re not just any old dogs, either, but the god damn tiniest, cutest, fluffiest ones you’ve ever seen.

Seriously, THEY’RE SO FLUFFY.

The Pomeranians, which have a life expectancy of between 12 to 16 years, are hardly the cheapest breed on the market, with purebreds going for as much as $4000. Yep, a four-year-old's dog costs more money than I earn in a month.... ugh, that is a hard one to swallow.

While 38-year-old Kourtney was quick to share that Penelope had named her puppy Honey, Kim took to Snapchat and Instagram to ask fans what they thought was a good name for the dog.

"You guys, how cute is Northie's little puppy?" 36-year-old Kim said via a Snapchat video. "This dog is so tiny."

In an Instagram post on Saturday, Kim wrote, "Sister puppies for North & P! Penelope named hers honey. What should we name ours?"

Some immediate ideas are, Fluffy, Tiny, or anything beginning with a K.

What would you name such a tiny, fluffy dog if given the chance?