Before becoming a parent, my definition of “sleep deprivation” was feeling a little tired because I’d stayed up later than normal reading my page-turner of a book. When my baby daughter rocked up, I finally understood why depriving humans of sleep has been used as a torture technique for centuries. I was exhausted in every pore of my body. I could’ve happily slept standing up. I started sentences and didn’t quite know how to finish them and I looked and felt approximately 947 years older in a matter of weeks. I’m really selling parenthood, aren’t I?
While I couldn’t control how much sleep I got (thanks adorable, hungry little human alarm clock), there were some things I relied on heavily as a new mum to help me feel and look fresh when I felt anything but.