I think we all remember the crisp September evening on which Channel Ten tore out our hearts and used a meat pulveriser to obliterate any lingering hope that true love does exist…
…Otherwise known as last years’ The Bachelor finale when Richie chose Alex Nation over Nikki Gogan.

It was rough (presumably for Nikki as well), but we moved on with the reassurance the Perth favourite would be gracing our screens on The Bachelorette like Sam Frost before her. Right?