Every celebrity Nikki Glaser mercilessly roasted in her Golden Globes monologue.

It's the best season of all: awards season.

And imho, it's the greatest awards night of them all, as this is the one night when TV and movie stars are forced to mix and mingle.

The 2026 Golden Globes returned to the iconic Beverly Hilton, marking the 83rd anniversary of the big awards.

Leading the pack of nominees was One Battle After Another with nine nods, closely followed by the Norwegian drama Sentimental Value. Other major contenders included Sinners and Hamnet, making it a nail-biting ceremony.

Comedian Nikki Glaser stepped back onto the stage as host for the second consecutive year, following her breakout success at the 2025 ceremony. In her last monologue, she took aim at Timothée Chalamet, Benny Blanco and Keith Urban.

And this time around? She did not hold back. We've rounded up all the celebs she dragged at the 2026 Golden Globes.

Leonardo DiCaprio.

"Leonardo Di is here," she began. "What a career he's had…. you've won three Golden Globes and an Oscar, and you were able to accomplish all that before your girlfriend turned 30."

The host quickly apologised and admitted she didn't want to do that joke, but noted, "we don't know anything else about you, man. There's nothing else! Open up!"

Nikki Glaser went in on Leonardo DiCaprio in her #GoldenGlobes opening monologue 😂pic.twitter.com/cnGYVImtZx

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George Clooney.

"There are so many Hollywood legends in this room tonight… George Clooney is nominated for Jay Kelly tonight, where he plays George Clooney, you were so good!" she said.

"I always wanted to ask you this question… my Nespresso is coming out watery?"

Timothee Chalamet.

"What a dedicated performance you gave," she said about his award-nominated role in Marty Supreme.

"Timothee Chalamet is the first actor in history who had to put on muscles for a movie about ping pong."

Listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud discuss Timothee's recent antics.

Kevin Hart.

"Kevin Hart is here, the Rock's plus one-and-a-half," she joked.

"You and the Rock together… you are like Steve Martin and Martin Short for people with under 50 IQs."

Sean Penn.

Glaser's meanest material was saved for Sean Penn.

"You're such an original… [you're like] what if I slowly morphed into a sexy leather handbag? You're not only such an amazing actor, but you're a humanitarian," she said.

Glaser then said the actor would go to any country in need and "you will do cocaine there." Ooft. Ouch.

Steve Martin and Martin Short.

The host saved a cheeky sledge at the charming Only Murder In The Building co-stars for the end of her monologue.

"Steve Martin and Martin Short… keep proving you're never too old to still need money."

Paul Mescal and Jacob Elordi.

Of course, it wasn't all negative. Glazer did do a sweet callout to two men of the moment. "Paul Mescal and Jacob Elordi, keep being the same person to my mum."

Feature image: Paramount Plus.