1. Bieber to sue woman who alleges he impregnated her
This was only a matter of time. Justin Bieber plans to take a DNA test to prove he’s not the father of a fan’s baby. The woman, Mariah Yeater, 20, alleges Bieber and her had sex more than a year ago and that she gave birth to his child. Apparently Justin and his team will then sue the woman once paternity (or not) has been tested.
2. Black Saturday arsonists walk free
Two boys accused of lighting a fire that killed a disabled man and wiped out 61 properties have been allowed to walk free from court after prosecutors dropped the charges on account of their ‘mild to moderate’ intellectual impairment. Both boys have an IQ below 60. They were 13 and 14 at the time of the fires.
3. Turnbull savages climate critics
Former opposition leader Malcolm Turnbull, who was rolled in the job due to his support for an emissions trading scheme, has attacked climate change deniers by comparing them to smokers who don’t think it will likely give them lung cancer. “They’re like the guy who gets told by his doctor to stop smoking, lose weight and decides not to do that,” he said. “He met a mate down the pub who said his Uncle Ernie had lived ’til 95 but he smoked a packet every day. It’s ridiculous.” Mr Turnbull referred to a University of Berkeley (California) study which found the Earth was on average 1C warmer than it was in the 1950s. The study, Mr Turnbull pointed out, was partially funded by a family with ties to the climate change denier movement.