I’ve always been a little dramatic.
“I die,” and things, “literally f@#ing kill me,” on a daily basis but now that I’m pregnant, “I totally cannot deal with life,” too; and I blame my new pregnancy hormones.
Because ever since they entered my body they’ve turned me into a drama queen.
A drama queen that, “can’t even” because, “you have no idea what growing a human is really like!”
Needless to say I never really imagined pregnancy would be like this.
In fact, “I’m still shocked to death,” on a daily basis about how sh!t I feel and how, “I’m literally about to die…doesn’t anyone get it?!”
Which is why I thought it would be handy to warn other ladies about the drama that could potentially enter their lives (and the lives of people who they come into contact with) once they start growing a mini human.
Because really, it’s like one minute you’re glowing, and totally on top of the whole baby-making thing. Then (like magic) the next minute you want to karate chop your barista in his face because, “you are on month 7 of 9 caffeine free months and if he doesn’t make your chai quick you will stab a fork in your eye! Doesn’t he understand?!”
Anyway, I think the majority of my drama queen status has stemmed from my pre-pregnancy life where I gymmed it every week, worked 14 hour days and was pretty much a, ‘I can do it all’ energiser bunny that felt healthy AF.
(Also goals that are very unachievable to sustain when making a baby. Hence why dealing with a change in lifestyle, both physically and mentally has been a little tough.)
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