Dear men of Australia,
We need your help. Today is Mother’s Day and we need to stage a motherflippin’ national intervention. We need to get the women of Australia to turn off the vacuum cleaner and put their feet up.
I know what you’re thinking – if they wanted to do it – they’d just do it, right?
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There’s no one stopping them from taking a break, from ignoring the towering pile of laundry, from turning a blind eye to the juice that’s split on the kitchen floor.
But it’s really hard to relax – to completely chill out – when you know all that housework is just waiting for you on your return.
That’s where you come in, guys. We need you to step up and do the housework before she even has time to think about.
But we’re equals – I hear you say – we already do our share of the housework. Not according to statistics, mate.