It’s quite possible that job interviews are the most stressful thing in the universe.
Anyone who hasn’t been through the process will tell you to “relax”.
It’s “not a big deal“.
You should just “chill out” and stop “breaking out in nervous sweats”.
“What’s the worst that could happen?” they ask, like that’s a helpful question.
Well, this.
This is the worst that could happen.
I rest my case.