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'If you have this colour in your home, I can instantly tell you're a millennial.'

Millennial grey is a colour I can support the slander of — it's boring and minimalist in a way that feels devoid of personality. Gen Z roasting this colour is valid, and I hope it goes out of style forever (sorry).

However, the latest colour to be dubbed a dead millennial giveaway is one that you'll have to tear me away from kicking and screaming.

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It's green.

The exact shade that constitutes millennial green differs depending on who is making the video rant about it: some people claim it to be that rich forest green that's been in since the early 2020s; others say it's more of a warm, olive green and some suggest it's actually that specific sage green that's been popular in bridesmaid dresses and home decorations.

Regardless of the semantics, the votes are in and green is the latest tip off that someone is a millennial (after grey and pink and mustard yellow… at this point, millennials are collecting colours like infinity stones!).

Honestly, I think green as a whole is really popular amongst both millennials and older gen Z like myself, and for good reason: it's fresh, it's the colour of nature so it's soothing while still bringing vibrancy to a space, and, crucially, it's timeless.

The trendification of colours is sadly unavoidable in our day and age where micro-trends change every month and what is 'in' one season feels almost vintage the next. Facebook marketplace is a graveyard for boucle chairs and couches that were considered the next big thing just last year, and those funky lamps that loom over your couch seem to have met the same fate.

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However, I really don't think it's fair to lump the colour green into this wastebin.

@laceybrette

I’m forever a green girly and not because it’s a trend 🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s always been my favorite color #millennial #millennialsoftiktok #green #fyp

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Humans can see more shades of green than any other colour. We are hardwired to recognise its nuances because, on a natural evolutionary level, the ability to tell the difference between certain types of vegetation was probably life-saving.

Fast-forward to now, and it's a colour that will always be in style because it's part of our natural surroundings. It's not a "trend" — we love it because it reminds us of the natural world that we are so often isolated from.

Right now, you've probably noticed an influx of home decor that's reminiscent of the natural world.

Cabbage plates and bowls are very trendy right now (I personally am completely obsessed with these and they are at the top of my wish list, if anyone in my life is reading this and wants to gift me one xx), as are those wonderful strawberry-shaped vases and tea sets that mimic flowers.

You might write these off as remnants of a kitschy Gen Z micro-trend, but I was perusing the National Gallery of Victoria's ceramic collection over the weekend and guess what — it turns out humans have been making dinnerware that looks like vegetables and plants for centuries. We have always been full of whimsy and wonder!

vegetable-themed-teawares-dinner-setsSome of these gorgeous veggie-themed teawares (look at that cabbage taureen!) were made in the 1700s. You can check them out at the NGV. Image source: Soaliha Iqbal

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It's with this in mind that I simply have to insist there is nothing old, out of trend or boring about millennial green.

In fact, even though some people might be roasting it on TikTok, there are still gorgeous pieces coming out right now that utilise the sage and deep green to make peices that are very "in the now" — this Mocka chair is one I've been eyeing because while it has that classic sage green/forest green combo, its modern design brings it into the now.

The point is, in naming green a "Millennial" thing that's just as boring as grey, we totally undermine its resonance with people of all ages and generations. I will die on this (very green) hill, and you'll have to tear my faded green couch and sage green table runners from my cold, dead fingers.

Feature image: TikTok @allymheeg @swyfthome

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