Mila Kunis' message to men: You are not pregnant.

Pregnancy is one huge social minefield.

From the uninvited belly touching to the ‘you’re huge’ comments there are so many things expectant mums to be have to deal with.

And Mila Kunis has had enough.

She took a stand against the seemingly supportive fathers-to-be who use the inclusive ‘we’re pregnant’ line on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

“Hello, I’m Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers: Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant!” she opened.

“Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No.”

“Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No.”

“When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No.”

“It’s because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can’t have shots of tequila.”

“We can’t have anything because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep.”

Thirty-year-old Kunis, who is pregnant to Ashton Kutcher, then grabbed a tub of ice-cream and sat back down.

Amazing.