‘This viral Brisbane car ad just impregnated me.’

A video of a bunch of men sexy-dancing at a Mazda car dealership has quickly gone viral for being shamelessly sexy.

It is so provocative that one viewer had to fan herself, wipe a stray tear from her cheek and pat herself down with a damp towel after watching. That viewer was me.

The video was filmed at a Mazda dealership in the Brisbane suburb of Aspley and features three salesmen dancing like ravenous flirts and dropping down low to the ground with various cars in the background.

The clip has 370k likes and 4.6 million views (a million of those from this writer alone) — and counting.

It's hot. Like, so hot I can't quite explain why it makes me feel this way, but I will not fight it.

You just need to watch it…

@aspleymazda

We couldn’t not do it could we… Is this THE OFFICIAL Australian take 👏🏼 fyp partition trend

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The clip is part of a longtime TikTok trend that features Beyoncé's 'Partition' and people dropping down when the beat hits like they're sl*t-dropping in da club.

A big shout-out to the gentleman with the glasses who is truly giving his all to this performance of a lifetime.

"Glasses has been waiting for this moment his whole life," wrote one user.

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There was more than one thirsty comment, especially directed at the tattooed fellow who gave the car a friendly little spank.

"I fell in love with the man who slapped the car and I don't even live in the same country," wrote one eager user.

"Bro with the tattoos in the first clip could sell me cardboard and tell me it's a car and I'd just be happy to be there," added one TikToker.

"The car nine months later [pregnancy emoji]," joked another.

The ridiculously horny video was likely inspired by a different car dealership ad from New Zealand that went viral last month.

The clip from NZ Cheap Cars drew in 10 million views and oh my, those boys are dropping looooow.

@nz.cheap.cars

POV: When customers ask, “how low can you go?”

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They're doing the lord's work!!

@nz.cheap.cars

Everyone always asks "how are sales?" but never “how are the sales team?” We’ve been bringing the heat. Now we’re trying to cool off 😂

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I say we need more (all??) car dealerships to start doing highly sexualised dances to sell cars. It's the least they could do, tbh.

And coincidentally, I now identify as a car for all dating purposes. Beep beep!

Feature image: TikTok/@aspleymazda.