Look, last week was hectic. Perhaps… too hectic.
We’re used to manufactured drama on reality TV, not ACTUAL shit going down. So tonight, we have no idea what to expect.
Are Nicole and Keller over for good?
Does Bella have a UTI yet from all the sex she’s been having?
Do Monica and… OK, sorry, we literally have no questions for Monica and Mark.
We open on Michael and Bella, who are playing with those goddamn angel cards again. They clearly bought them when they tested them in the shop and the cards indicated they were soulmates.
This time, the couple draws ‘abundance’, and Michael says it means an abundance of awkward moments at the dinner party. Haha, yeah. There really were…
