
The first few episodes of Married At First Sight Australia have landed, introducing us to a plethora of quirky and downright unhinged characters in the process.
The early standouts of MAFS 2025 appear to be Eliot Donovan and Lauren Hall, who can't wait to be trapped in a 1950s doom of their own making.
In the slightly altered words of Avril Lavigne, he was a boy who wanted a trad-wife from the 1950s, and she was a girl who wanted to be a trad-wife in the 1950s. What more can I say? It seemed so obvious that this dollar-store Tom Cruise and sassy wife-in-the-making would be a perfect match.
I'm kidding, they were destined to fail.
Because, despite their so-called similar values, these two people were never going to work in the real world. And Eliot came to that conclusion after just one day.
As they enjoyed dinner on their honeymoon, a heated exchange led to Eliot declaring "it's done" and calling time on the relationship. One conversation, and off he skedaddled as a dumbfounded Lauren told producers she couldn't believe how easily he'd given up.
She was robbed, damn it! But the story ain't over for Lauren. Or Eliot. Stop reading now if you want to avoid spoilers.
Lauren and Eliot, gone but never forgotten. But also, not gone? Image: Nine.