This is Dale. He has 100 orgasms a day.

Dale Decker is a family man – loves his kids, his wife. Unfortunately for Dale, his day-to-day life as an enthusiastic dad is punctuated by uncontrollable orgasms.

“There’s nothing pleasurable about it,” says Dale in one of his brief moments of respite. Then it’s all-systems-go again and there’s Dale crumpling on a beach chair, in a picturesque field.

Dale’s eyes get distant.

“When you’re on your knees at your father’s funeral, at his casket,” he says, “and you’re saying goodbye to him, and then you have nine orgasms right there, while you whole family is standing behind you…” Dale trails off. There’s a storm a-brewing. These are the ecstasies of misery.

Here’s an interview with poor, poor Dale. Count how many times he orgasms in just these few minutes:

The official name for Dale’s condition is ‘Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome’. Apparently he started noticing… symptoms not long after slipping a disc in his back.

So be careful out there, you guys.

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