Mamamia recaps MAFS: Our villain has gone missing.

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We are back for more Married at First Sight! Oh, joyful day.

And in honour of Beyoncé's incredible win at the Grammys, scoring her first (yes, first??) album of the year win, this recap will be full of Beyoncé lyrics. Also because this episode is super dull and I need to feel something!!

YOU WON'T BREAK MY SOUL, MAFS. NOT TODAY.

We're moving in! Ash is losing her mind over Jake's 'fishing vest' which is, in fact, not a vest of fish.

'I'm a SURVIVOR, I'm not gonna GIVE UP, I will VEST HARDER.' Image: Nine.

Meanwhile, Jack Jack Jacqui is back enjoying her favourite pastime: listing her groom's faults.

No shoes on the couch and/or bed! No dirty feet on the couch! No TV in the bedroom! No electronics for humankind! That one is more confusing than anything!!

She hates him and starts crying in a confessional.

"She's got a lot of ideas," he says, as she googles housemates online. I've never met a man more delusional.

'I'll only let you watch TV if you frost your tips, mate.' Image: Nine.

Ryan won't do any jobs around the house which is a huge red flag. Jacqui films herself in a manic state, as she approaches him with a shaky camera over her dirty shoes.

He is smug and annoying. Not in this clip. That's just my own personal commentary.

The couples are unpacking the tense vibe with Tim and Katie at the dinner party. At the same time, Katie is alone in her apartment when a producer tells her that Nice Tim has gone home 'to collect his thoughts' and 'get space'.

"What a selfish prick," she correctly replies.

It turns out nice guys don't "finish last" — they don't finish at all.

'Good luck DM'ing random ex-brides on IG, dude.' Image: Nine.

Moving on! It's Confessions Weeks which is always wildly unethical lots of fun. The most deranged task is here: rank all your bride's friends based on who you'd want to bang the most. You know, normal things!

Awhina ranks Adrian number one, and Adrian agrees (he wasn't asked).

Ryan seizes the chance to say he's 'not attracted to older women' (he wasn't asked).

He then positions Jacqui third between Sierah and Carina.

Think on that! Image: Nine.

"She is more attractive [than you]… she has a much more attractive face," he tells Jacqui, pointing at Sierah.

AGAIN, HE WASN'T ASKED ABOUT ANY OF THIS.

She stares daggers in his direction as he rambles about the other women being hotter than her.

"I'm not here to hurt feelings," Ryan says in a confessional.

This man doesn't understand how feelings work, hey.

DJ Morena hates sleeping next to Tony, which she compares to umm... sleeping with the Titanic? Sounds wet! She then painfully goes through every single groom in the ranking challenge with a confused Tony.

Again Tony, this is a TV SHOW. Image: Nine.

Dj Morena raises an interesting point about the grooms who didn't bother speaking to her at the dinner party because of her age, but Tony is too busy tapping the camera and asking 'Anyone in there??'

Meanwhile, Sierah and British Billy go bird shopping for no clear reason. They do a confessions letter task and British Billy admits a secret he's never shared with a partner: he tried to reconnect with his estranged father in the UK, but he wouldn't even agree to see him.

"Being rejected by someone who should have wanted to be there has broken me," he tells Sierah, as tears streak down his cheeks.

Sierah assures Billy she isn't going anywhere. Okay, I love this couple.

Thoughts and prayers for this cockatiel. Image: Nine.

The couples watch back their audition reels. Frenchie jokes in his about 'going around' Perth's dating scene. Girl, we know!!

Katie is doing confessions week. Umm, okay. She watches Tim's audition tape where he says he wants a "pretty face" but doesn't care about body shape, as he says he's "not Brad Pitt so I don't expect Mirand Kerr."

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The producer straight-up asks him whether he'll stay in the experiment if he doesn't feel a spark. He replies, "I'm willing to give it a go."

HAHAHA. Okay, well played, producers. Very good.

'To the left, to the left, everything you own in the box to the left…' Image: Nine.

She invites Ash and Jamie over for a girlie catch-up. "He has ghosted me back to Melbourne," she tells them, comparing the experience to "real-life Tinder."

The gals hype her up, telling her she will be stronger from this utter BS. Okay ladies now let's get in formation. Who run the world? Girls. Single ladies! You get it!

Awhina watches Adrian say he 'would have kids yesterday' in his audition tapes. They argue about her child for the 76th time. Awhina describes their relationship as "surface level" and asks why he is still in the experiment.

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Back with Miss New Zealand and Ryan, they're forced to do the new Ex-Files task. She wants to give him a taste of his own 'brutal honesty' by saying her ex was 6'4, blonde (important!) and had a "God-like body."

She even adds that if her ex proposed, she would have said yes.

Ryan ain't happy about it! What's that? Hurt feelings? For honesty? How can that be?! What sorcery!

"Today I wanted to piss Ryan off," she says. Mission complete, sis! Yahoo!

In the next episode, it seems Adrian is a shifty snake (so same sh*t, different day) and Jake (probably) cancels himself. Oh good, there really are no decent men this season.

Until then, we always have Beyoncé.

Feature image: Nine.