Mamamia recaps MAFS: It's the reunion dinner party and everyone hates each other.

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Married at First Sight reunion dinner party! Let's go!

And wow. No wine was spilled, but all sorts of tea was.

It's been four weeks since the experiment ended. Billy and Katie are raring to go, keen to get into a gossip session with the old crew. Katie is feeling confident again after having to endure, umm… Tim. She admits she hasn't heard from him since. Boy bye!

"I was empowered before the experience," she said. "And I've got back on my throne and slayed afterwards." So true, diva!

The dragon slayer is ready to work, bitch. Image: Nine.

As for Jamie and Dave? She said they split a week ago after she quickly realised after final vows that Dave "wasn't fully into" her. Ooft!

"I had to push for the breakup. He never told me how he was feeling," Jamie admits, saying she is frustrated he wasn't honest with his feelings.

Dave is spinning a story that the split was mutual. Okay, hun.

Rhi, Jeff, and Jeff's new haircut are thriving!

Let's hope their relationship isn't as short as Jeff's bangs. Image: Nine.

They're the only couple to make it to the reunion. Big yikes all round.

Carina is reliving Paul's betrayal as Paul decided to re-brand as the victim in all this. He calls her 'a big snob', 'crazy jealous' and 'insecure'.

Lmao. This sad little French man.

We left Adrian enthusiastically reacting "Yeah…" when asked by Awhina to continue their romance. But that 'yeah' soon turned to a 'nah' apparently, as Awhina shared that as soon as she left the experiment, her feelings changed for Adrian.

"I'm not okay with how he treated me in the experiment," she says, upon reflection.

Sierah has her fight face on: she wants to take back any apologies and expose Awhina for bad-mouthing Adrian. Alrighty!

I kinda forgot Sierah existed, but go off, I guess!

She's definitely come to fight about… err, something. Image: Nine.

Oh, and Clint and Jacqui are now dating. What a shocker. This is brand new information!

"Since the experiment, we've been in touch and we've touched each other," Clint says. Ah, who says romance is dead? But Jacqui loves it!

They think their relationship is a secret, a secret literally everyone else knows about.

At the dinner party, the experts learn that only one of their 'carefully selected' couples has actually ended in a relationship. Not great, gang!

'Let's try for zero success stories in 2026, something different!' Image: Nine.

Awhina and Carina are avoiding their exes like the black plague.

Awhina is ready to defend herself: she is feeling 'bitter' towards Adrian. Meanwhile, he thinks they're amicable, sitting next to her like they're besties.

Jamie shares that Sierah messaged Adrian, saying nasty stuff about Awhina and the group, which everyone has seen.

"I rage-texted Adrian," Sierah admits. "The issue is that Awhina circulated the text." Is that the issue??

Sierah arrives dramatically and blanks Billy but sits with Adrian. Awhina is ropeable and she and Sierah get into a big fight.

"You were trying to f**k her husband," Jamie thoughtfully interjects on Awhina's behalf.

As usual, we are all Jeff in this situation. Image: Nine.

Omg, dinner hasn't even started yet. "God save us all," Jamie correctly assesses.

Sierah then announces that Awhina previously called Adrian 'stupid' and said he couldn't spell or run a business. Adrian is pissed, but Awhina doesn't really care 'cos she has bigger issues with him.

"To say I'm dumb, do I seem like I'm dumb??" he asks, and umm… no one answers. No comment.

Ryan says he feels 'validated' by Jacqui lying to him about her relationship with Clint, sharing that she made hints that she was interested in Clint while she was with Ryan.

"She's so iconic!" Jamie screams. It's so true! Anyways, they arrive separately like total weirdos.

Clint is first and Ryan pulls him aside. "We're not f**king mates," he quickly tells Ryan, after he suggests Clint broke some sort of sacred bro code.

'Sorry big fella, I don't talk to the help!' Image: Nine.

Jacqui arrives and dinner starts. Finally! I'm starving! Jacqui and Clint confirm they're dating. Duh.

They admit they've spent the last two weeks together in Clint's mansion in Tasmania, which means they started dating only two weeks after final vows.

Ryan accuses everyone of lying to him, claiming that two days before final vows he suspected something was going on.

Then suddenly, Jacqui has cracked. She screams at Ryan about how much she tried in their relationship. This woman needs an exorcism.

'Did you even read the 40 bullet points in my PowerPoint presentation??' Image: Nine.

Suddenly, Jacqui is happy again as she announces she is moving to live with Clint in Tassie and they're starting a business together.

"You're so gullible," Ryan heckles. Clint then shames the entire Western Suburbs of Sydney, and it ain't cute. Yikes.

Rhi shares she has been using Jeff's house key regularly, their friend groups have meshed, and they're happily in love! Yay!

This revelation makes Jamie bitter. Dave tells the group his censored version of their split.

"Can we not give bulls**t excuses, you just didn't have feelings for me," she says. "When were you going to tell me, when the kids came?"

'And I'm taking custody of these hypothetical kids in the divorce!' Image: Nine.

Are the kids in the room with us right now, Jamie? Anyways, she breaks down in tears and the girls rally around her.

"We've stuck by all these men through all their stupid decisions," Jamie tells them. I mean, if there is a more apt summary of this season, I don't know it.

Speaking of, Paul is still the worst. Actually, he's worse than the worst and there's not even a word for it.

Paul tells the table he made a 'mistake' and Carina interjects, "Which one?" Omg, I love this woman.

He tries to police her umm, sarcasm. "She made a few mistakes as well," he says, without offering a single example.

He tells the group they're not compatible as she has trust issues. You think?

Carina came to show off a single fringe strang, she didn't come to entertain the delusions of this man. Image: Nine.

John assesses that Paul has 'rewritten the narrative'. Carina basically tells him to shut his silly French mouth because she doesn't want to hear it. Queen!

I would have hoped that some of the men in the room stood up for Carina here tbh.

The episode ends with Sierah storming out as Awhina and Adrian bicker in circles because some things never change.

If I never hear Adrian shout the same question over and over again, I will live a happy life.

Awhina ends on the line of THE SEASON: "I can be the bad guy in his story because he's the devil in mine."

MIC DROP.

LIVES WERE CHANGED.

I LOVE THIS SILLY SHOW.

See you tomorrow night for the big finale! Someone hold me!

Feature image: Nine.