Mamamia recaps MAFS: GET THIS MAN OFF OUR SCREENS.

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Welcome back, friends! It's 'final test week' on Married at First Sight and if you don't know what TF that is, same! That's because it's a brand new, very weird, thing.

But wait! Beth wants answers from Teejay about his 'mixed signals' after he voted to leave even after he initiated intimacy with her. He doesn't believe he's 'blindsided' her and has been upfront about his feelings. Sure Jan!

Jacqui is still crying. She thinks Ryan is a 'chair' and she was trying to make him a 'door', and I'm lost.

Ryan is feeling 'righteousness' as he sits down to eat his cereal alone.

Jacqui visits him to apologise for making him not feel accepted and she wants to fight for them.

'I'm just a door standing in front of a chair, asking him to love her/it.' Image: Nine.

Jacqui is crying again. She even googled 'how do you show someone you accept them' which umm, yeah, that says a lot about Jacqui.

Ryan can't find a 'solution' to their problems and won't return to their apartment.

Except for the above two pairings, the rest of the couples are thriving. Final vows, here we come, right? Wrong haha!

The couples are separated into different apartments. The experts announce that each contestant had a few options when it came to who they were matched with, and they would have the opportunity to meet some of these people to see if the 'grass is greener'.

Petition to free Rhiff. Image: Nine.

Okay, this task is kinda bonkers, right? Does this mean a producer has had to call these poor MAFS rejects to offer them this rather shi**y option? I like to imagine this is how the convo would go:

Hey MAFS applicant, we have good news!

Omg, am I going to be on the show?

Yes! But also no.

What does that mean?

We are bringing you in after all the brides and grooms have already gotten married and fallen in love.

So I'm an intruder?

Yes! But also no.

Huh?

We will offer you up to the brides and grooms in the very last week of the experiment.

That's super weird! Do I still get a free wedding?

No, but you do get a date with someone who is already married! Lucky you!

* Hangs up the phone and blocks number *

The experts woke up and chose violence with final test week. Image: Nine.

Straight up, Rhi and Jeff say a big 'ol 'NOPE' to participating in this task. "I would be the dumbest person in the world [to do that]," Jeff admits.

Enter: Paul.

Carina is quick to say that the task 'goes against her morals' while Paul takes precisely 0.02 second to decide to ditch Carina and meet some greener grass.

Hannah shows up and they bond about being 'outdoorsy' people and Paul laughs at nothing in particular.

She wonders what went wrong with his wife Carina, and he's like 'err nah, we're fine, I'm just dating other woman because I'M CURIOUS.'

Hannah pulls no punches. She immediately accuses him of being a cheater. "My curiosity has gotten the best of me," he oddly answers.

'Some say cheater, some say explorer.' Image: Nine.

Well… that was a mistake, hey! He immediately regrets it, not blaming himself but his 'curiosity'.

Paul returns to tell Carina what he did. "I went out of curiosity! I was just curious!" he tells her.

Omg, this man.

He quickly degrades Hannah's physical appearance and says the experience was 'yuck'. He waffles on and won't even let Carina speak.

"You know, you went on a date?" she reminds him, as Carina finally gets a word in.

CARINA HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH. Image: Nine.

Carina tries to get some space from him. "I feel sick," she says, as she vacates the apartment. He follows and they argue, as she tells him he 'f**ked up' and 'cheated' on her.

"I'm worth so much more than this!" she tells him. "We are done!"

HELL YES. I love this side of Carina. She is OVER it. After everything she has tolerated from this man, she's reached her limit.

Carina knows her self-worth and she won't tolerate a man devaluing her. She wants him OUT of their apartment.

GET OUT, YOU SILLY FRENCH MAN. GET OUT.

'If only I was a man in charge of my own actions…' Image: Nine.

This is very dramatic and I am hooked. "Get your sh*t and leave," she says as she slams the door. Siri play Jojo's 'Get Out (Leave)'.

Beth and Teejay both do the task, which ain't surprising (although it does make one wonder why they're still on the show, just a thought).

Teejay meets a Tara, but it's not this Tara writing this recap.

After he speaks about his heritage, she simply says 'Ethnic!!' like someone might comment 'Cute!!' on a photo of a puppy.

'Sorry, I zoned out after I should 'ETHNIC' in a busy restaurant.' Image: Nine.

I don't identify with this Tara, although I am an Aries, so I could be her perfect match.

Beth meets an Irish gentleman named Oisin who quickly says that Australian banter sucks. He's a bit much!

Beth and Teejay compare their dates. Beth immediately says Oisin was a dud but Teejay says a few too many nice things about Tara.

He says he went in to 'get rid of some head noise' but after the date, he was left 'neutral' about Beth. Lol. Again, this man is fluent in nonsense. Beth is over it.

Will they finally leave the show? Tomorrow's ep looks set to show what happened when the rest of the couples were given their final test and shocker… Adrian acts like, well, Adrian. Imagine that!

Feature image: Nine.