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Pour one out for all the Married at First Sight we've endured watched thus far, because this is second-last dinner party of the season.
Time flies when you're barely holding on by a thread, hey?! (Just me?)
Ahead of the dinner party, Dave gifts Jamie a $400 'rich people' perfume (albeit still in its bag from Mecca) and he's quickly won her back. All is forgiven!
I think it was Shakespeare who first wrote that an overpriced fragrance heals all wounds.
Beth ain't feeling good about where she stands with Teejay. In fact, she regrets bringing him back to meet her family for homestays.
Teejay tells Beth: "It's not like we hate each other, or anything", which absolutely BOGGLES my mind.
What is going on with these men, who seem to think that telling a woman he doesn't HATE HER is some sort of compliment?
I'm unwell! I can't go on in these circumstances!
Make it make sense, darling! Image: Nine.