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Hello! Hi! Hollaback girl! Married at First Sight is here, and that commitment ceremony served up some harsh truths for our contestants (aka Paul and Dave).
But I'm getting ahead of myself. Paul is still swimming in a river called De-Nile over what he did to Carina. "It's being turned around like it's all about you and how you feel!" he whinges to her.
Oh my God. There is no helping this sad little French man.
Jamie is weighing up skipping the commitment ceremony entirely. She meets with Dave, and he lays all the blame on her, accusing her of speaking to him rudely at the dinner party.
The delusions of this man!
'I'm also the victim because when I shattered your heart, I got a little ouchy cut on my thumb.' Image: Nine.