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What's the time? Well, it's Married at First Sight o'clock, of course, you silly goose!
After a truly horrifying thrilling premiere, we are ready to get hurt again. More MAFS, more problems, right?? (I'm already so tired).
For this second episode, we rejoin our couples as Carina and Frenchie are off honeymooning in Vanuatu. Must be nice! They've truly moved on from the whole ghosted-at-first-sight thing, and they're thriving. Carina clarifies they didn't have THE SEX, but concedes plenty of THE SMOOCHES were had on their wedding night.
Things aren't quite as copacetic for Incel-liot and Lauren.
In fact, Incel-liot is refusing to get out of bed like some teen boy who has been grounded for smoking. Lauren is left down in the kitchen, yelling out if he wants a coffee, but he ignores her.
Surprise, surprise: he's decided she isn't the one. "Things on my non-negotiables aren't lining up," he pouts to producers.
Apparently, he wanted someone under 30 who wasn't a "career person" which umm, doesn't everyone have to be a 'career person' in order to feed, home and clothes oneself??
'I'm not getting out of bed until you've sent your resignation.' Image: Nine.