Mamamia recap MAFS: The audacity of these men.

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It's the most awkward time of the year for Married at First Sight.

That's right, MAFS is bringing sexy back with a whole week dedicated to intimacy.

But before any of that happens, there's been a development: not-a-racist Jake has quit the experiment. Too bad! So sad!

He is furiously packing, as Ash stands around awkwardly sipping her morning coffee. She tries to talk to him, but he shuts her down like a teen boy giving his mum the silent treatment.

"I came into this experiment saying I'm going to be selfish with what I want. I don't want to change," he tells producers.

Oh, okay. That's definitely something that should not be said aloud.

Why not both? Image: Nine.

He even says in a confessional that he's disappointed that Ash didn't make him dumping her more 'pleasant' for him.

You really can't make this sh*t up.

Let's recap everything this man has done: he's cruelly attacked multiple women's looks before he said he wasn't attracted to Awhina (truly one of the most stunning people I've ever seen) because he likes "Caucasian people mostly."

And somehow…. he is the victim. Jake has a lot of work to do on himself and our TV screen is not the place for him to do it.

Boy, bye! Image: Nine.

Australia deserves better. Ash deserves better. And most importantly, Awhina deserves better.

Sierah says she has forgiven him, pledging to stab him while he's awake next time.

That's what I call growth.

But who cares because it is SEXY TIME INTIMACY WEEK. At the women's sex-sion, Awhina and Jamie speak about their insecurities during sex.

Jacqui can't relate!! She lists every compliment her ex-partner has given her. The rest of the women love it!

THE SISTERHOOD. Image: Nine.

Rhi says something about Jeff and I don't pay attention.

Morena admits Tony recoils from her touch, sleeps on the couch and goes to bed at 5pm.

It really sucks. I'm getting flashbacks to Nasser, who clearly only joined MAFS for fame and never had any interest in romance with his partner.

Alessandra wants the women to take control of their men and their fantasies! Morena gets home in time to terrify Tony.

"I might have had an orgasm! Who knows!" she tells him. I guess that's always a possibility??

'I don't wanna rock this DJ.' Image: Nine.

THESE TWO MAKE ME FEEL ILL.

Tony is clearly not into DJ Morena and she's been waaaaay too full on which makes everything worse.

She recreates her Titanic fantasy and I'm pretty sure Kate Winslet's Rose didn't shop at Bras & Things.

He paints her like one of his French girls and it's a masterpiece.

Jack Dawson could never. Image: Nine.

ONE FOR THE GRANDKIDDIES!

THE COUPLE TO BEAT. Image: Nine.

Jamie and Carina go lingerie shopping while Sierah and Awhina head to a sex shop.

Sierah tries to get British Billy to give her a sensual massage and he kneads her like someone rubbing a honey soy marinade on a drumstick.

Earlier, Sierah admitted that her and British Billy's intimacy had stalled.

Vibes are off between these two and I hate it. We simply can't have nice things!

Meanwhile, Frenchie and Carina are umm, I'M SEEING TOO MUCH. Keep this for MAFS: After Dark.

My virgin eyes!! Image: Nine.

Rhi and Jeff do something??! (Again, I zoned out.)

Jacqui tries on lingerie for Ryan and he remarks 'Sh*t' before making weird eating sounds.

It really feels like this man is learning how to walk and talk every time he's on-screen.

'Mmm yummy bra make me a hungry boy.' Image: Nine.

Back at their apartment, warrior Ryan has killed some defenceless animal and wrapped it around his TV wife. Jacqui demands compliments be showered upon her. I kinda love it.

But alas, he had one job and he failed. He's so patronising and awful, refusing to even say she is 'gorgeous'. You have eyes, fool.

She's beauty and she's grace, she's Miss New Zealand. Image: Nine.

This whole I'm-honest-so-I-can-be-an-asshat-to-women is something we've all seen before on MAFS, and it's not okay.

Based on the teaser, in the next episode Ryan says something truly despicable about sex that will likely cancel him forever.

This show really should stand for Men Are Fu***ng Sickos, and I am TIRED.

Feature image: Nine.