My goodness, it pays to be rich, famous and have a whole heap of minions doing your dirty work for you.
Madonna has been causing quite the ruckus in the media recently, turning up to shows late and denying having a meltdowns while on stage.
But this is the kind of brash boldness we can get behind.
Apparently, Madonna has been running around town setting up fake No Parking signs in places she wants to park.
According to TMZ, Madonna was getting increasingly frustrated at the lack of parks outside her $40 million Upper East Side townhouse. (Is anyone else increasingly confused as to why Madonna is actually parking her own car? Surely she has an extra couple of green bills to throw at someone to do that for her?)
Madonna angers neighbors by putting up fake ‘No parking’ signs outside $40m NYC townhouse https://t.co/7luWRfy9qb pic.twitter.com/9tQdaejjX0
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) March 24, 2016