Are you ready to enter a world where dinner is prepped at 5am, there are two exact sets of all the lunchboxes and the way each child likes their sandwich cut is documented in Polaroid form?
Then welcome to the home of Madeleine West.
You will remember Madeleine from Neighbours.
Madeleline as Dee in Neighbours, with Toadie. Sob.
And you will probably remember her from Underbelly or House Husbands, or one of the many, many Aussie dramas she has appeared in over her long career.
Madeleine in Underbelly.
But what you might not know about Madeleine West, is that these days, she has six children under eight years old with her partner, uber-famous Vue Du Monde chef Shannon Bennett. You might have seen him on Masterchef.
Get a taste of her very organised family chaos, here:
"The universe has gifted us many many times. More times than I would believe comprehensible," says Madeleine, who was already a mother of four when she found out she was expecting twin girls.
"They just kept coming. For 10 years I was either breastfeeding or pregnant."
Six small children and two big careers require the kind of organisational powers that makes the average hot-mess mum's head spin. Her new book, Six Under Eight, is part parenting manual, part memoir, part diary, and for those of us on the, let's say, somewhere on the more chaotic end of the domestic goddess spectrum, it's part life-porn, part bible.