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There are always two things you can be sure will happen every Logies night.
At least one person will stack it on the red carpet… and Dave Hughes is bound to say something hilariously awkward during his opening monologue.
This year was no exception.
Here’s five of his most thigh-slappingly, cringe-worthy, tear-inducing moments:
1. When he roasted Channel Seven about spending all their money on Barnaby Joyce.
This was a double-banger.
Hughesy began his monologue with a good ole’ roast of Channel Nine’s lifelong rival Channel Seven.
“Apart from Home and Away, their whole entourage came here in a maxi taxi,” he said.
“They said it was too expensive. Too expensive to get to the Gold Coast? I used to bloody holiday here when I was on the dole. Too expensive? Kochie… borrow money off the cash cow, mate.”
The comedian then said the network must have spent all their money on that infamous Sunday Night interview with Barnaby Joyce.
“It’s because they gave all their money to Barnaby Joyce’s baby. He gets $150,000 for his private education, Sam Armytage can’t come to the Logies.”
He then dropped this banger…
“My favourite moment was when he was changing the nappy and Vicki, his partner, said he is surprisingly good at it. Is he Vicki? He’s got four other kids.”