Lindsay Lohan goes to a fancy wedding, does everything you're not supposed to do.

Every wedding has one.

Linsday Lohan, 29, attended a wedding on the weekend and from all reports, didn’t exactly cover herself with glory.

The bride and groom were millionaire consul general and ambassador of tourism for the Seychelles Justin Etzin and model Lana Zakocela. The wedding was in Florence, Italy.

It was a fancy wedding and Lindsay’s faux pas were so numerous that it’s probably best just to list them sequentially.

And let’s start with the fact that she was wearing WHITE.

On the Friday before the very fancy wedding, there was an Eyes Wide Shut themed cocktail party at which Lohan “pretended to DJ”.

She “got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s The Boy Is Mine,” a source told Us magazine.

The Boy is Mine? Odd. Not completely unforgivable, but odd. And the accent? Maybe she’s a method actor and she’s preparing for an upcoming role. There are explanations for these things.

The next day, though, during the actual wedding ceremony, she was reportedly “fully on her phone” the whole time.

She was also multitasking by painting her fingernails as vows were exchanged. Smart.

Next up, it’s the post-wedding cocktail party, where Lohan relieved herself of her shoes, “which was weird considering it was a very high-profile event,” the source told Us Magazine.

The former child star and current June Dally-Watkins School of Etiquette candidate went full berserko after a wedding MC made a joke about her during the reception.

“She took off all her clothes and got completely naked and was running around her villa screaming that she’d been drugged,” the source told Us Magazine.

A paramedic attended to Lohan but found that she was perfectly fine.

“She could walk and talk. She wasn’t slurring or anything. She was upset about the joke being made about her. She just wanted the attention.”

A rep for Etzin told Us Magazine that “none of those things are true”. And Lohan herself? Well, this is the last picture she posted to Instagram.

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