You hear that? The sound of keyboards being attacked with fury and frustration? That’s Stormi Webster‘s biggest fans coming to her rescue!
You see, one-month-old Stormi – tiny daughter of Kylie Jenner – will be left in the same diaper for her entire life. No, really. It can’t be changed.
Kylie Jenner’s nails are too long.
SEE!!!
Quelle horreur.
Concerned fans, upon spotting the big, very big, oh-my-goodness this is big flaw, leapt onto their phones and expressed their thoughtful (?) sympathy for a baby that's now a prisoner of its own diaper.
don't wanna be a bitch but the length of kylie jenner's nails tells me all i need to know about her parenting/lack thereof
— junkyard cat (@pavloviii) March 2, 2018
You know Kylie Jenner has a nanny. Ain’t no way she’s changing diapers with those long ass acrylics. pic.twitter.com/qRcjWXlJ23
— Lauren (@_Lauren_Bailey_) February 15, 2018
How is @KylieJenner going to take care of her daughter w/ her long nails?????????? I don’t understand?
— Alice (@deligeardalice) February 20, 2018
How has Kylie Jenner got massive fake nails on when shes got to take care of a lil tiny baby?
— Nicola (@Nicoli_Mitchell) February 20, 2018
Oh, and soon, the news picked it up.
There's no way Kylie Jenner's changing Stormi's diapers with those claw nails >> https://t.co/K52IkkbDyP pic.twitter.com/uLKVwkxWgY
— J-14 Magazine (@J14Magazine) February 16, 2018
Kylie Jenner hired a bunch of nannies! Fans don’t need to worry! https://t.co/MlNOKSzt19
— Perez (@ThePerezHilton) March 2, 2018
Kylie Jenner's Fans Doubt She Can Change Diapers With Those Super-Long Nails https://t.co/Wm6wD3HID7
— People (@people) March 2, 2018
Is the earth still spinning? If it slows, we'd love to roll off its surface into oblivion so we no longer have to be part of a world where the length of a mum's nails is a certifiable way to measure her parenting abilities.
CYA.
Why are more and more young girls altering their faces to look like Kylie Jenner?
