If you’re reading this, it’s probably because you had a very, very disappointing Christmas.
I’m not talking about the fact that Aunty Gertrude bought you a lavender candle for the sixth year in a row. Or the fact that the Christmas turkey was just a little bit dry or you were force fed no less than THREE servings of pudding during dessert.
No. I’m talking about the moment you slunk away from your family, seeking a small slice of solitude, thinking, “I’ll just see what’s going on on Instagram.”
The moment you remembered that Boxing Day (Christmas Day in the US) marked the final day of the Kardashian Christmas card that Kim has been unveiling every day this month.
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Yep, the moment you realised Kylie Jenner had not yet appeared on any of the photos and that the final photo would SURELY, DEFINITELY feature her baby bump, and the trinity of Kardashian pregnancy confirmations would finally be complete.
But when you opened your Instagram app and looked upon the image, you were greeted with THIS instead: