
I've never claimed to be a neat and tidy person.
In fact, I'm famously quite the opposite.
I have too much stuff, and trying to sort through it all overwhelms me. But I've been on a bit of a clearning/tidying/decluttering blitz lately and it seems to be kind of working out for me. Albeit… very slowly.
One of the main scapegoats for my disorganised bulls**t is my smaller-than-a-shoebox kitchen.
It's miniature.
I don't want to give it a complex, but honestly, there is zero big kitchen energy at my place. You don't walk from one side of the kitchen to the other because you are at both sides when you're standing in the middle.
Are you picking up what I'm putting down?
Now, let's do some home maths together.
Interminably Smol Kitchen + Unbelievably Messy Gewl Who Is Tip-Toeing The Line Of Hoarder Tendencies = You Can Probably Make A Good Guess About The State Of The Limited Bench Space In My Kitchen.
In case you can't, I'll give you a hint: it's a hot mess.
Every inch of every surface is covered. (In my defence, there aren't many surfaces to cover, but still.)
Because I don't have much in the way of built-in bench space (even without all the clutter atop it) I brought in a little portable kitchen island from IKEA, which is great, because after I did that I had even more bench space to dump things on and make a mess of???