Today is a strange day. We’re not used to Kardashians keeping, well, anything to themselves, yet here is Khloe suddenly announcing that she is pregnant. And that she has been for quite some time.
“I know we’ve been keeping this quiet but we wanted to enjoy this between our family and close friends as long as we could privately,” she wrote alongside Thursday’s Instagram announcement, with partner Tristan Thompson. “To enjoy our first precious moments just us.”
Despite the fact that we, as a people, have been conditioned to expect the reality television family to share their every waking/sleeping moment with us, we were prepared to let this one slide.
And then we spotted something else.
Look beyond the 33-year-old’s hypnotising belly, her basketball-playing partner’s giant hands wrapped around it, his giant watch, the emotional caption thanking him and Him and her fans. Look past all that, and you’ll notice her jewellery.
Two rings. On her left hand, more specifically the ring finger on her left hand.
So, something else you wanna share with us, Khloe? Huh? HUH?