
When the studio lights were switched on, and the sound check completed, Kerri-Anne Kennerley knew what she was about to do.
She was going to make headlines.
As measured and strategic as any election campaign, Kennerley began, “If Bill Shorten gets in, it will be the end of life as we know it.”
The words were prepared, having turned themselves around in the head of a television presenter who has been in the industry for more than five decades.
“Honestly, without question,” she continued, before leaving a pause for a scoff or perhaps a dismissive chuckle, filled by her co-hosts just in time. Good! Kennerley had something to argue against.
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Looking down the barrel of the camera, she recycled the line: “Again, Labor government spend, spend, spend.”
After a monologue about franking credits, which she joked she had to Google, and something about how everyone’s rent is going to go up, she added: “Anybody who believes they’ll be better off if Shorten and the Greens get in, is under some whoopy-do cloud. It will never, ever happen. You will tank.”
She didn’t stop there.