It’s hard to imagine a situation in which we’d ever find ourselves on the front of a paddleboard powered by a man wearing precisely zero clothes.
But that’s exactly where Katy Perry found herself last year when photos of Orlando Bloom’s ‘paddle’ on the then-couple’s Italian holiday became a Twitter sensation.
If you need a refresher…
WOO! @katyperry is on air from 7:30AM, we’re FINALLY going to find out about THIS pic… #KJshow #KIIS1065 pic.twitter.com/vbpIswvXsB
— Kyle and Jackie O (@kyleandjackieo) June 27, 2017
Turns out, there’s a fairly reasonable and not uncomfortable AT ALL explanation for the debacle. And it’s pretty darn relatable.