Fluff: Wills, Kate and George's Aussie itinerary is here.

So, everyone. This news is for everyone.

Prince William and Kate Middleton have finalised will visit their favourite convict nation in April – and there are so many potential sitings for all us lucky peasants.

There are many unconfirmed reports and many facts, and of course we will inform you of both.

Reported: a young European nanny is tagging along to take care of George and get free stuff probably. Also reported, Kate will be wearing up to four outfits a day and will be dressing herself. That’s NO personal dresser people. That means ‘slumming it’ in royal talk.

Fact: This is a list of all the places they are going and therefore all the places you can accidentally run into them on purpose. You’re welcome.

• April 16 – Sydney, NSW
  Sydney Opera House
• April 17 – Blue Mountains, NSW
  Visiting areas effected by the bush fires.
• April 18 – Sydney, NSW
  Sydney Royal Easter Show
  Bear Cottage Children’s Hospice
  Surf Live saving demonstration
• April 19 – Brisbane, Qld
  RAAF Amberly for Wills
• April 20 – Sydney, NSW
  Easter Sunday Service at St Andrew’s Cathedral
  Toronga Zoo  (specifically the Bilby enclosure that was dedicated to George)
• April 21 – Sydney, NSW
  Nothing scheduled on this day, we can only assume a family fun day is on the cards.
• April 22 – Uluru, NT
• April 23 – Adelaide, SA
  Northern Sound System Studio
  Playford Civic Centre
• April 24 – Canberra, ACT
  National Portrait Gallery
  Parliament House
• April 25 – Canberra, ACT
  ANZAC day service

Extra points goes to anyone who can not only meet them, but also bring a baby along for a potential set up with Prince George.