Just 14 of the best reactions to the most intense rose ceremony Paradise has ever seen.

UM.

WHAT DID WE JUST WATCH?

It certainly wasn’t Ivan and/or Jules being sent packing, dragging their Hawaiian shirts and puka shell necklaces behind them in shame.

Instead, it was Wes (the Hercules/hot Jesus-looking fella from Ali Oetjen’s season of The Bachelorette) who failed to receive a rose before he even scored a date and honestly is somebody spiking the drinks with crazy juice in Bachelor in Paradise?

First American Alex falls into the background and now WES IS GONE.

It just doesn’t seem right.

After an episode which saw not one but two sheep in wolves clothing reveal their true colours, we are in disbelief the female contestants decided to keep them in.

We’re talking about Jules, the secretly emotionally manipulative ~quirky good guy~ who savagely dumped Alisha the moment another woman caught his eye, but then came crawling back after he was rejected by Tenille, and of course Ivan… who is just plain terrifying.

WHY?

TELL. US. WHY.

It’s just plain upsetting.

Here’s how Twitter reacted to the emotionally exhausting (and very dramatically-scored) rose ceremony:

Hold up. What #BachelorInParadiseAus pic.twitter.com/EgBBmzcut5

— Millie Cumming (@mili_89) April 24, 2019

Whoa blindside! That was like a tribal council, it was like Jules played a hidden immunity idol or something. I guess Alisha is going next week! #BachelorInParadiseAus

— Audrey Millington (@AudreyMTown) April 24, 2019

Jules could probably start his own show – Fuckboy Island #BachelorInParadiseAus

— Vanessa Pillai (@vanessapillai) April 24, 2019

I KNOW WE’RE MAD ABOUT HER SAVING JULES BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT TENILLE SAVING IVAN?? WHAT #BachelorInParadiseAus

— alysha (@intosneedy) April 24, 2019

This is me to Alisha: #bachelorinparadiseaus pic.twitter.com/N2kqvauR4A

— O’Malley (@Skualg) April 24, 2019

Wow great job this season of enabling asshole behaviour and encouraging toxic relationships#BachelorInParadiseAus

— Casey (@_casey_101) April 24, 2019

Ahhhhh why???? #BachelorInParadiseAus

— katherine jones (@jones_k8) April 24, 2019

Quick trip for Wes hey? #BachelorInParadiseAus

— GetSauced (@GetSauced) April 24, 2019

Australia when Alisha picked Jules #BachelorInParadiseAus pic.twitter.com/LAGeGKyg5v

— Marinella. (@marinellaxx_) April 24, 2019

So disappointed, now brown hair Thor is going home, bye bye Wes I will miss your face on ma telly #BachelorInParadiseAus pic.twitter.com/T3qPUeDCmI

— Natalie Bethel (@natalie19815) April 24, 2019

Damn did everyone take an acting class this week in how to look surprised? This is out of control.#BachelorInParadiseAus pic.twitter.com/A9KpPumkfo

— Casey (@_casey_101) April 24, 2019

“Tonight’s episode of #BachelorInParadiseAus was a dramatic as Avengers:Endgame”
– my mother #Endgame

— Olivia Leathley (@OliviaLeathley) April 24, 2019

Suddenly the Honey Badger and Blake Garvey don’t seem so bad ???? #BachelorInParadiseAus

— phoebe ✨ (@phoebeeannee) April 24, 2019

And to be honest, we almost agree with this one:

I’m so over this show bye #BachelorInParadiseAus

— sigh (@_arichella) April 24, 2019

(Not really. Bring on tomorrow night).