Hey there, fallopian tube friends.
Ovary owners.
Boob bearers.
It’s time we face facts: we need to stop talking about women stuff. Why? Because it’s not good for morale. It’s not becoming. It’s not ladylike. And, most of all, it’s peeving some of the penis proprietors off.
Just ask Insterstellar actress Jessica Chastain, who was told by a close friend and male director that she talks ‘too much’ about women stuff and it’s ‘hurting her career’.
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So, what exactly is this women stuff Jessica Chastain won’t quit talking about?
Good question.
We had a brainstorm, and assume it has anything to with with Jessica daring to A) voice her political opinions, B) march for her basic human rights, and C) appear to be in possession of a uterus.
That male director totally has a point. Women talking about stuff other than pillow fights and frosé is annoying and boring for people who have had privilege since that time baby Moses floated down a river.
