1. Two celebrities wore the exact same dress to Derby Day and HOW DARE THEY.
Excuse us, but we have a disaster on our hands.
Derby Day is today, and two celebrities turned up in the same dress! The same dress! How wild! If you checked the news today, you would've seen it as the top story for some of our key news sites. (Because what's more important than a piece of fabric, produced en masse, worn by more than one person?)
The headlines came in thick and fast: