Here's everything we know about Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend... presented without comment.

There are only three certainties in this life: death, taxes, and if Jennifer Aniston has a new boyfriend, we will be talking about it.

The actor's dating life will never stop fascinating us all. In many ways, it is the one thing that binds society and keeps our sanity intact.

Whether she's marrying problematic movie stars, canoodling with sappy musicians or in fictional love affairs with American presidents, she's a woman known for her peculiar taste in the men she spends her time with, or more accurately, the people tabloids decide she's dating that week/day/minute.

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And recently, it seems the Morning Wars actress has been hypnotised by a new man.

A new man who is a hypnotist. Like, that's his literally job. To hypnotise.

Jim Curtis is a well-known hypnotist on the internet. I don't know this man, but according to his Instagram, he describes himself as "master hypnotist, transformational coach, and author."

And do you know who is a confirmed fan of hypnotism? Jennifer Aniston. She can't get enough of the stuff.

Mere months ago, she revealed she had just gotten into trying hypnosis to overcome her fear of flying. Fancy that!

"I have been doing some hypnosis lately, and one of the requirements is to remove all of those superstitions," she told Travel + Leisure in April (in an unexpected Travel + Leisure scoop!).

"I have not been doing the right hand, right foot — and now it's shockingly good!"

I don't really know what she's talking about here, but yeah it is, Jen!

TFW the tabloids think you've dated every famous man on the planet, but they haven't said a hypnotist yet. Image: Getty.

So what evidence do we have that Jennifer has fallen in love with a hypnotist named Jim? A Jim-notist, if you will?

Aniston and Curtis have been spotted vacationing together in Mallorca, Spain, over the Fourth of July weekend.

And nothing says 'they're officially in love' like commemorating the Declaration of Independence. I'm hot under the collar just thinking about it!

The holiday was a bit of a double date as they were joined by Aniston's close pals Jason Bateman and Amanda Anka. Paparazzi photos from the trip show Aniston and Curtis living their best lives, boarding vans and celebrating on a yacht. Must be nice!

About a month prior to the Mallorca trip, Aniston and Curtis were seen together at the luxury hotel Ventana Big Sur in Northern California. Suspicious!

So what other evidence do we have??

Aniston has been following Curtis on Instagram for SOME TIME and has liked SEVERAL of his POSTS, particularly those about HEALING and FINDING LOVE after heartbreak and DIVORCE… like this post!

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In May, Aniston even included Curtis' book, Shift: Quantum Manifestation Guide, in an Instagram post, clearly showing she is in love with him appreciation for his work.

Case closed, my friends.

So whomst is this man who has left our beloved Jen hypnotised?

Curtis is renowned for his work in wellness, self-help, and emotional healing, with a large following of half a million on Instagram where he shares affirmations and advice on overcoming trauma and finding love. He has authored books on manifestation and personal growth.

Is this man really in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston? Who could say! And we're certainly not equipped to comment on whether or not this mysterious fella is good enough for the golden girl of Hollywood. At the end of the day, all we really want is for Jen to be happy.

Whether any of this is real or not, the truth is that literally any man (married or otherwise) who is in the vicinity of Jennifer Aniston will be reported to be her new boyfriend — and she could do a lot worse than a handsome hypnotist named Jim.

Feature image: Getty/Instagram/@jimcurtis1.