Meet Jen Selter.
Oh, sorry. That should’ve read ‘Meet Jen Selter’s bum’. Take a look:
Jen Selter’s bum is famous. Instagram famous, which is like, way better than regular famous according to anyone under 20 these days.
Why is Jen Selter’s bum famous? That’s not entirely clear. The New York Post did a profile on Jen Selter’s bum a few days ago, and from what we can decipher, Jen Selter’s bum is famous for being a big bum.
It would seem that Kim Kardashian‘s transition into crazy-town-Kanye-fame has left a bum-fame position vacant. And Jen Selter’s bum wants that position.
Jen’s bum has a whopping 1.5 million Instagram followers, and counting. The New York Post profile only added to the frenzy. The bum has endorsement deals with a water company and a vitamin supplement company. A belfie (that’s bum selfie, duh) on it’s profile can garner 100, 000 likes.
Jen Selter’s bum is totally legit.
So how did a random 20-year-old bum from New York find massive internet fame? Jen Selter’s bum let Jen Selter’s face do the explaining. Apparently, she skipped college and was working a few odd jobs while working out. She noticed her bum getting huge, so she starting posting belfies on Instagram. Nek minnit, bum fame. It’s that easy, kids.
But why just the lower half? Well, it looks like Jen Selter’s bum doesn’t really let Jen Selter post photos of her face: